xbox1 game pass hello neighbor hide and seek

To open a door you have to stand in the exact right space and press the right trigger, otherwise you look through the keyhole, which also uses the right trigger. Your character races about like an ADHD kid on a mixture of coke (the drug, not the refreshing beverage), amphetamines and Red Bull (the beverage, not a scarlet coloured bovine). Shit Cake: noun – when on holiday with a group of friends, you save up all your turds for the period of your stay, then on your last day, in the hotel or apartment where you are staying, you and all your friends take a shit one after the other (ensuring not to flush in between shitters) thus ensuring that the toilet bowl is filled with an almighty massive congealed turd.Īs I mentioned I actually thought my controller had not synced. The controls are bad, and I mean like a steaming pile of shit cake. So anyway you hide and stuff, then you’re in a bizarre kids dream world, but still hiding.

The problem with this game is that it is so broken I gave up after 10 minutes, 5 of which were spent reloading the game as I thought my Joy-Con wasn’t working properly, alas it was actually a bug in the game, I say bug I mean lazy inept programming. You play as a kid and you hide from your brother, at least that’s what you do at the beginning. The back story, front story, whatever, it’s not relevant. Hello Neighbor: Hide and Seek (spelt incorrectly) is a follow-up, prequel, whatever the hell you want to call it – look it doesn’t really matter, the game is bad, we know that. If you played the original game, which is actually the sequel, then you will know that this sequel, actually the prequel, is a load of old shit.

Xbox1 game pass hello neighbor hide and seek